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- Learn to swim, and fast. If you're planning on escaping mass murdering fuckheads you'll need to be Olympic grade. Michael Phelps could escape Stalin if he really needed to.
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- Look into the value of your lake houses, they seem to fall apart really easily. So that way while you're fighting tooth and nail to demolish the guy who fucked with your daughter things don't just fall apart. Or not, at least then you'll have a banister to bash his head in with.
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- Soccer moms should be feared. They have this uncanny ability to seduce and destroy whomever they chose.
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- Stay away from doctors. They really like to see the effect garbage disposals and microwaves have on the human head.
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- next time your planning on raping and murdering someone I suggest you find out about their family, where they live, if either parent is a soccer mom or a doctor because if they are pick a different kid who can't swim.
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