#5
- Despite what is believed in popular society, Donkey's are not lazy and kind hearted. They are in fact evil and very unkind to children. SO! When you see a donkey, prepare to be attacked and possessed by the devil... Just FYI.
#4
- Following the theme of animals being evil. Cats are taking over Italy. It's not quite what you were expecting, furry, fluffy and humorously pluralizing revolutions are just as dangerous as all others.
#3
- If you have the chance to go to Excorsist school. Please for Christ's sake ( literally) don't. Unless of course you like fancy gadgets like touch screens and frog infestations. THE FROGS ARE EVERYWHERE!
#2
- I feel like the third installation of the Godfather was wildly inaccurate. Priests aren't all money grubbing, nicotine fiends. They're actually kind of nice sometimes. That is of course when they're not fucking up excorsisms leaving the victims to bleed to death in their hospital beds.
And the number 1 most important lesson learned from The Rite:
- Next you think it might be a good idea to go to Rome, think twice. McDonald's are very hard to find.
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