#5
Never accept gifts, especially necklaces, most of them are cursed and the devil seems to take jewelry very seriously.
#4
Goats do NOT make good pets. They are easily possessed and they will probably eat your hands off during a seance.
#3
When you're wondering about the best time to take your girlfriend to meet your stuck up parents, right around the time she's being haunted by a demon may not be the opportune moment.
#2
If there was ever a shadow of a doubt for you whether bankers have souls watching this movie will clear it all right up for you. They don't and the next time you go into a bank hoping for a loan or an extension on your mortgage payment take some type of cursed object with you. It may not get you the extension but you'll die laughing.
#1 most important lesson learned from Drag Me to Hell
Always keep your car clean especially if you have a specific cursed object in an envelope somewhere, you don't want to mix it up with your cell phone bill when your out dismantling grave sites. The old lady who's grave your robbing wont appreciate being rudely awakened by your over used minutes being shoved in her mouth.
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