#5
If you free the spirits trapped ghosts, no matter what fatal disease you have it will disappear instantly. So the next time you come down with brain cancer just become a hero in the spirit world and it will be gone by morning.
#4
No matter how old you are in hollywood you can always play a teenager. This main character's real name is Kyle Gallner, he's been 22 for about the past month and a half. He's still playing teenagers. It reminds me of the Buffy years. I swear to god most of those people were at least 25 and they were all playing 16 year olds.
#3
All husbands of mothers with children suffering from fatal illnesses are alcoholics. Just the way it is. Sorry guys.
#2
Never rent a house in Connecticut. You'll end up with some pretty ungrateful dead people haunting your family and attempting to kill you in the shower.
#1 most important lesson learned from Haunting in Connecticut
Connecticut is a pretty but extremely haunted. Stay as far away from it as possible. Make a detour to France if you have to, but NEVER ever go to Connecticut unless you're planning on living in a house with hundreds of dead bodies hidden in the walls. All you can do in situation like that is burn the mother-fucker to the ground and spit on its ashes, but make sure you've got some kind of fatal disease when you do it. That way you can be cured instantly.
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