#5
If you'd like to explore the demon possession in your home, buying a camera and being a jack ass is a sure fire way to get dead.
#4
Never lie to your girlfriend, especially about ouija boards. She's right you know, and she might just gut you like a fish later.
#3
True love exists. Frankly, if my boyfriend was dragged screaming from our bed by and down the hallway by an unseen hand in the middle of the night, I'd've told him to keep the house and the demon and anything else he wanted, for that matter and take my ass to hotel. But, not for this couple. Our darling, devoted boyfriend does quite the opposite.
#2
When you're girlfriend suddenly changes her mind about staying in a hotel for the night and snuggles up in your bed in your otherwise terrifyingly haunted bedroom get the fuck outa dodge, mister.
# 1 most important lesson learned from Paranormal Activity
When you hear the wretched screams of your girlfriend downstairs in the wee hours of the morning, wait it out, I'm sure she'll be fine once the demon possession induced devilish rage wears off and then you can go right back to sleeping in the same bed as a woman possessed by the devil himself. Sweet dreams, tiger.
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