Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Stigmata ( SPOILERS)

Top five lessons learned from Stigmata

#5
Chumbawumba isn't that terrible of a band. In fact, they make some really good songs to do shit tons of drugs to.

#4
If you're wondering what people are like in Brazil, this film will clear it up for you. They're all blind and disfigured and excessively poor and they sell things stolen from dead men to American tourists.

#3
Hairstylists are all heavy drinkers and they come on to priests and they love to do shots of vodka.

#2
The 90's weren't all bad, quite the opposite actually, we got to see Patricia Arquette naked a lot.

#1 most important lesson learned from Stigmata
Priests are all corrupt and so is the ENTIRE catholic church. They'll try to kill you and send you to hell no matter if you're possessed or not. And if you are possessed, don't tell a priest. He'll only try to strangle you in your sleep.

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